Drop the link. Pick the heat.
Bring your homepage, not a pitch deck. Choose gentle for a friendly nudge or savage for the unfiltered version.
Website feedback. With teeth.
Your website.
Roasted.
Then improved.
Turn your business link into a funny, shareable roast—and three fixes worth making. For solo founders, freelancers, and store owners who can take a joke and use the feedback.
First test: 10 willing owners. Human-created roasts before we build the AI tool.
A taste of the roast · sample copy
“Your homepage has six buttons and zero reasons to click.”
BrandBurnFunny first. Useful next.
Our promise, not a review wall
Roast the page, not the person.Three practical improvements.No promises of instant growth.
From ouch to action
A little ego bruise.
A clearer business.
You don’t need another dashboard. You need to know what your homepage is saying—and what it should say instead.
Behind the burn
We’re testing this with ten owners before automating it. Shares and paid action plans will tell us whether it deserves to become a tool. Virality is a hypothesis, not a guarantee.
Turn the critique into a card.
Get a branded roast made for sharing. Post it with “AI roasted my business. Your turn.” Or keep it to yourself—sharing is your call.
Keep the joke. Fix the website.
Every roast comes with three practical improvements. Want help putting them into words? The $19 action plan adds rewritten headlines, a clearer offer, and prioritized fixes.
The pilot offer
The burn is free.
The blueprint is $19.
Start with the roast. Only choose the action plan if you want more help fixing what’s not landing.
Roast card
$0
Gentle or savage feedback, a branded shareable card, and three practical improvements.
Limited first test · manually created
Action plan
Optional next step$19 / plan
Rewritten headlines. A clearer offer. A prioritized fix list. Concrete next moves—not a subscription to more noise.
Pilot pricing · no growth guarantees
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Bring your URL. Leave your ego at the door.
Make your homepage
worth the click.
Help test BrandBurn. Get an honest roast, find your next three fixes, and decide whether the action plan is worth it.